The Chunky Whisperer

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Hundreds of years ago, voluptuous women were considered to be the standard of beauty... they were worshipped and revered. But, with the advent of gymnasiums, fashion and marketing, the chunky girl soon gave way to her skinny counterpart, who could probably stand to eat some cake or the occasional hamburger. From then on, the alliance with between plumpers and men would forever be fragile. However, there is one man amongst us who serves as the custodian to this fragile bond... a man who can look past society's ridiculous standards and the slavery of fashion to see the true beauty of a woman with luscious curves and squeezable softness. This man is known as... the Chunky Whisperer.